Merry Christmas to all my friends, family and blog readers*. May your bells get jingled and your stockings stuffed.
*Happy Holidays to those whom this does not apply (hope your dreidel gets spun and your menorah lit).
I wish I could claim this creativity and wittiness, but I stole it from a facebook friend. Either way, I hope that you all enjoy the holiday season, how ever you choose to celebrate. I will be celebrating with my obnoxious family whom I love dearly drinking strong bloodys until the vodka runs out...then switcheroo to world famous Dago Red. If you don't know what Dago Red is, I feel sorry for you. Love me some Italians...for more reasons than their wine. After that I'll probably watch Home Alone or Christmas Vacation again for the tenth time until the shitter is full (Pittsburg is entertaining).
|Wonder what his yule |
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If you live here in shitsburg, I'll see you tonight...most likely at McCarthy's. Hopefully this man will be there to stuff my stocking and jingle my bells! After a few strong cocktails, I'm sure I can find someone who looks remotely close. (And for those of you out there who jump on any chance to harass me...that was a joke). Merry Christmas to you too, you filthy animal. I must get back to my family, my bloody, our pajama party and the love that fills my house. I love the holidays...it took me several years to appreciate the quirkiness of each of my family members, and now I wouldn't have it any other way! I am truly blessed! Happy Holidays to you all and your families! I hope you have a joyous holiday!
-Stay Sassy, xo