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I can't wait to see how many websites and other sources debate the authenticity. Mr. Trump, please stick to comb overs, hotels, The Apprentice and your Slovenian wife, Melania. Which by the way reminds me of melena, a medical term - read the definition here if you're curious as to what it means (you know you want to). Mr. Trump's claims are about as cool as melena and the colonoscopy that follows.
-Stay Sassy, xo