Sotally Tober Texting

So I've gotten in this nasty (or maybe not so bad) habit of deleting my text messages.  Not a big deal you'd think.  Just keeping the phone less cluttered or something like that.  The only problem with this habit is the fact I seem to engage in this type of behavior most frequently after a cocktail...or several.  So you can see the problem this proposes.  Girl goes out.  Girl has a few drinks.  Girl gets tipsy.  Girl gets sassy.  Girl starts texting.  And well I'm sure you can figure out the rest.

Show me your BRAIN!
Last weekend was Mardi Gras here in the Lou (one of the few things I do like about STL) and I was out in full force.  I'm pretty positive I sent several (most likely inappropriate) text messages to every guy I've met, smooched and/or dated/gone on a date with in the past few months.  While I recall a few texting conversations with a certain few, the next morning when I woke up in my clothes from the night before next to my best friend, the evidence had been destroyed.  The first thing we did when we woke up naturally was check our phones to see the damage we had done.  Low and behold, both of us had engaged in the same suspicious behaviors...not one text message in sight.  Pretty sure I learned the trick from her.

Who knows what I said to them, who knows who I actually texted.  The good thing about it, the next day you don't have any regrets about what you said, because you have no idea what you said.  You all know the feeling when you look at your texts from the night before and you think to yourself, "Oh bejesus...I DID NOT text him/her that...did I?"  But the evidence is staring you right in the face.  No denying it.  And nine times out of ten, grief and embarrassment consume you.

So, if you're like me and get finger happy when drinking (with a side of sassy), you can either a) leave your phone at home (yea right, the one time you do that there will be an emergency and you'll be with out your mobile) or b) TEXT AWAY.  I prefer the later.  Text away my friends.  Text...text...text.  And then delete the evidence.  You won't feel as bad the next day because it will be like it never happened.

-Stay Sassy, xo

1 comment:

  1. love. love. love. I have started doing the same exact thing, not sure why. If you don't remember = didn't happen! =)


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