COMB OVER --> FAIL

Comb overs are NOT cool...

Not even on Donald Trump...(aka the front comb)

Are you trying to be a cyclops?!  I just don't get it...

Tina's upset because 1980 just called and asked for the comb over back...she's so confused!

Please stop...it's not cute or sexy....I'm not even sure it's acceptable at an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party when you're trying to look stupid...Actually, it's totally acceptable because it's FUNNY...but when you're seriously trying to pull this look off, I can't help but laugh.  Tony, only YOU can make the comb over look good.

P.S. Ladies...I can hook you up with this hottie!  Just let me know! :)

CONCLUSION:  COMB OVERS --> EPIC FAIL

-Stay Sassy, xo